My Lettuce

I keep telling people that I really do like my lettuce. Why does everyone think that is strange? I really get annoyed when people question my tastes. Yes, I am a cat. No, I do not like meat all that much. Yes, I really do eat lettuce. In fact, I love it. I love to climb up on the table or counter and eat it straight off your plate if you are not watching! And the container of lettuce in water on the counter, MUST be just for me, so I can not understand why my people keep putting it through that noisy machine and turning it into green liquid that they drink. Green juice, they call it. I call it MINE! - Snowshoe

Fresh Lettuce

I was so glad that Mom got fresh lettuce out of the fridge today. It has been several days since fresh lettuce was out. In fact, I was so famished for it that I tried to eat off the dinner plate. The kids caught me, and wouldn't let me have it. Sigh. Later though, after tucking everyone into bed, Mom shared a piece of lettuce with me as I sat in her chair. I got to eat it right from her hand. What a treat!

Sneak Attack

The huntress peers from the shadows, eying the door.. waiting patiently for her chance. Quickly she dives through the open space, pries open the cabinet door and slips into the darkness. Only with careful observation would one notice the door slightly ajar, the glowing eyes in the dark space... Suddenly the cabinet door bangs open and the huntress leaps from the dark cavity to sequester her prey. Once again the food dish has been defeated! Oh man.. it's empty! Hey!.. Hey furless creatures.. would you put something in my bowl!